Stupid Quotes from
Bill Clinton and Al Gore

• "We can´t be so fixed on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans."

  Bill Clinton

  Why Not????

• "The last time I checked, the Constitution said, ´of the people, by the people and for the people.´ That´s what the Declaration of Independence says."

  President Bill Clinton, campaigning in CA in the fall of 1996

  Gee, Mr. Clinton, that statement is in NEITHER - that phrase was in the Gettysburg Address!!

• "It has not worked. No one can say it has worked, so I decided we´re either going to do what we said we´re going to do with the U.N., or we´re going to do something else."

  A Bill Clinton quote in Washington Post on the U.N. operation in Bosnia.

• "I am curbing the influence of money in our political system"

  Bill Clinton

  Pretty Funny, Huh????

• As a candidate in 1992, Bill Clinton blasted Bush administration standards of behavior and pledged to conduct "the most ethical administration in the history of the Republic."

  Still Laughing.

• "Character doesn´t matter."

  Bill Clinton

  YES, It does!!!!!!

• "I have a brother who´s a drug addict, I´m very proud of him"

  Bill Clinton

• "Looking Back, I should have inhaled"

  Bill Clinton, on an MTV interview, talking to the young adults of America

  Way to go Bill, ´Just Say Yes´

• "Who are those guys????"

  Al Gore, pointing to the busts of George Washington, Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson, during a tour of the museum at Monticello prior to the 1992 inauguration.

• "A zebra does not change its spots"

  Al Gore - taken from the book "The 700 Stupidest Things Ever Said" by Ross and Kathryn Petras

• Al Gore, when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple: "I didn´t realize I was in a Buddhist temple."

  Yeah, I know a lot of places where bald men run around in orange robes with incense burning.